obama smokes, chip chokes, caro-k stokes

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the white girls are asleep in front of the TV, watching the kennedy center honors. a flibbertijibbet is downstairs, chewing on The Patch and doing 500 crunches. a first wife in bifocals and a bailed out pants suit is on the Red Phone with the president of israel. “do you know what this will do to the price of dubai oil? do you know what this will do to the price of kazakh uranium? do you know what this will do to the price of bill’s donor list?”

1. sarah “a caribou in every pot and an oil well in every driveway” palin’s future campaign manager, chip “the magic moron” saltsman, in another demonstration of palin’s awesome potential to pump a certain irredeemable somebody’s blog right through the stratosphere, attempted to buy bam-o’s senate seat from blago with a bootleg copy of bozo’s cd, Songs to Britney Yourself By. then he tried to buy the republican national committee chair with a cd called Songs To Get Yourself a Lot of Cheap Publicity, Fast, By. then he tried to buy a pig wearing versace lipstick. then he tried to buy a weekend with The Thing That Works on Wall Street. “sold. throw in a copy of the White Album, and she’ll keep the bag over her head.”

2. barack “the magic donor list” obama spent christmas in hawaii, thousands of miles from rod “blagojevich” blagojevich and his totally believable, air-tight alibi. then he opened presents with his family. then he snuck out to the garage to fire up a loosey. then he took a few hits in the press room. “uh, look. it’s christmas. candy, cookies, and cakes everywhere. this is just an appetite suppressant. how do you think i maintain these abs?” then he took off his shirt. then oprah’s sun glasses steamed over. then katie couric’s tv lens steamed over. then hillary’s bifocals steamed over. “those should be my abs. i won new hampshire! i won indiana! i won south dakota!”

3. secretary of state condoleeza “you’d think with a name like mine, i would have been called condom-sleazer in school, but ironically, i wasn’t” rice, who could have a boyfriend if she wanted one, defended her boss, lame-duck blog fodder george “if the shoe fits, wear it!” bush. “someday, you’ll thank him. you’ll thank him for showing you what eight years of jimmy carter would have looked like. you’ll thank him for flushing your 401k down a mortgaged chinese toilet at wal-mart. you’ll thank him for keeping john mccain out of the white house.”

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/28/rice.administration/index.html

4. radio-based blogger rust limp paw defended chip “the dip” saltsman’s use of a paul shanklin “song” that makes unfavorable allusions to the beloved, melamine-“free” chinese stuffed toy, Puff the Magic Dragon. “remember—your haters make you famous. for example, if it weren’t for me, no one would have ever heard of hillary clinton. this cd will get saltsman more email adresses and facebook donors than a barrel of aborted babies and a truckload of inflatable sarah palin dolls put together. i just wish i’d play it first. oh, wait, i did.”

 

http://www.youtube.com/v/OeLGj1ywLYA&f=gdata_user_favorites

5. obama girl caroline kennedy, who has never done anything useful in her life beyond wearing diamond necklaces onstage at the kennedy center for the performing arts, is the front-runner to replace hillary “18 million splats against the glass ceiling” clinton as junior senator from new york. “all i want is what’s coming to me. all i want is my fair share.” then she made some new friends in the new york press corps. “do you write for cosmo? do you writer for oprah? do you write for playgirl?” then she explained her qualifications for holding elected office without actually standing for election. “bloomberg represents israel. cuomo represents italy. i say, it’s about time somebody represented massachusetts. lieberman uber alles!”

 

http://www.youtube.com/v/9hhjjhYGQtY&f=gdata_user_favorites

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/12/28/caroline-kennedy-busts-new-york-times-reporter-interview/

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obama bamo blago blamo

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the chevy girls are tucked safely into bed. a bailout in bifocals and a fully vetted pants suit is writing down her campaign loans. there’s a call on the Hot Line. a flibbertijibbet is phoning it in from waikiki. “i’ll trade him george soros, plus chelsea, for the sultan of brunei. for another 13 million, i’ll put the bag over her head. and senate candidate number 6 says to say hello, and could you fedex him a case of that sunscreen sarah palin said she liked? sure, he wishes you were here.”

1. barack “when irish eyes are smiling, they’re listening to patrick leahy getting punk’d by dick cheney” obama flew to hawaii to shoot an Abs Gone Wild video for youtube. then he climbed Diamond Head to shoot a Nike commercial featuring oprah singing a cover version of sir mixalot’s Baby Got Back. then he went aboard the USS Arizona to shoot an iPod commercial featuring the song Bomb Iran by Godzillary and the Donors of Bill. then he gave a shoutout to george “go scooter yourself” bush. then he gave a shoutout to jesse “a snitch in time saves nine senate candidates” jackson junior. then he gave a shoutout to rick “cone of silence. and icosahedron of horse hockey” warren. then he bought a round of beers for everybody. then, thanks to a wardrobe malfunction while he searched in his pockets for Change, he flashed everyone his “stimulus.” then oprah grabbed the microphone. “850 Big Ones! that’s more than lieberman’s Jerusalem Jammer, dubya’s Pakistan Pounder, and hillary’s Huma Hubby put together. that’s a lot of junk bonds in the trunk.”

2. The Thing That Works at Avenue “Capital” Group campaigned in georgia to raise money for her “father’s” foundation. “we—i mean, they—need money bad. senate candidate number three gave me all of donor number five’s money to invest in madoff’s A-1 Ponzi Surprise, and i flushed the rest down a chinese toilet at wal-mart. no, i never saw any money change hands at blago’s stag parties. i always had a bag over my head. besides, at least i’m not carrying some Ice Age throwback’s bun in my oven. besides, i could have a boyfriend if i wanted one. besides, governor paterson said i was the prettiest girl he’d ever seen. besides, i don’t give interviews.”

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/12/hillary-clint-1.html

3. george “700 billion bailout dollars and all i got was this lousy Fuck Leahy! t-shirt” bush, who may go down in history as the greatest lame duck president of all time, pardoned 19 people. but not scooter “Rectal Itch” libby. “fuck cheney. bam-o’s my buddy now. if dick wants scooter sprung, he can do it Dukes of Hazzard style. larry craig can flash his daisy dukes at the warden, and palin can blow a hole in the wall with her moosebow dynamite arrows.” then he fist-bumped santa. then he fist-bumped the easter bunny. then he fist-bumped the tooth fairy. then he fist-bumped robert “a little something to remember gitmo by” gates.

4. illinois governor rod “the once and future dishwasher” blagojevich, who nixoned himself just in time to save four senate candidates from senate candidate number 5, jesse “snitch number one” jackson number 2, declared he was innocent of all the crimes he had committed in FBI wire traps. “i dared them to tap my phones, remember? i mean, how stupid would i have to be to say something incriminating? does that even sound like me? seriously, how much am i bid for this lovely seat in the electric chair?”

5. a star appeared in the east. a heavenly choir attended the labor pains of an unwed mother with greeting card eyes, while three wisenheimers brought gifts of frankincense and oxycodone. then they threw bail for her “mother.”  then they threw a moose in a turkey grinder. then john “the son of admirals and the grandson of admirals. but not an admiral. or president” mccain, after more than forty years of service to his country and more than thirty years of sticking it to his faithful, disabled first wife with the Budweiser Barbie, officially ceased to matter.

http://www.youtube.com/v/MnMXzCGNPSo&f=gdata_user_favorites

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palin’s bailin’, dubya’s bailin’, obama’s bailin’

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. The Thing That Works On Wall Street is tucking the white girls safely in bed. downstairs, a flibbertijibbet is interviewing the ceo of blackwater security to be his new domestic intelligence czar. upstairs, a woman in bifocals and a constitutionally qualified pants suit is on the Red Phone, soliciting donations to her “husband’s” library. “he’s checking his list. he’s checking it twice. no, i can’t accept donations from foreign governments right now. you’ll have to make the check out to a mr joe lieberman, and then slip it into the little red kettle in front of the Bank of Israel when the bell ringer isn’t looking.”

1. u.s. “president” george “you know what i need? a drink, that’s what i need” bush, as part of his campaign to become the greatest lame-duck president of all time (“hey! i think i’m getting the hang of this!”), extended a measly 17 billion dollars in emergency loans to general “motors” and chrysler (motto: “dragging the nazis down for over sixty years!”) corporations. then he called it a day. “let’s see. twelve days left in december plus nineteen days in january equals thirty-one bottles of colt .45 on the wall!”

http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-vpauto215971820dec21,0,456418.story

2. barack “hussein in the membrane” obama, as part of his ongoing campaign to become the joe cool of napoleons, asked “christian” televangemercial pitchman rick “cone of silence. and pyramid of tithing dollars” warren to deliver the blessing at his inauguration, capping warren’s quest to become the joe cool of tammy faye bakkers. then bam-o appointed hilda “the teutonic chiquita” solis to be his labor secretary. “i thought it would be cool to have a pro-labor labor secretary for a change.” then he appointed ray “lahood ornament” lahood to be his transportation secretary. “uh, look. remember all those big fat, steamy illinois highway contracts blago was waving under jackson junior’s pigeon stool? lahood got them built. just ask carbondale mayor brad “rent to own” cole.”

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jtKmkmVQ1z_N1D6U4Qv18s_K5LIQD9575K5O0

3. former “president” bill clinton, who swore on “his” daughter’s eyes (may she grow up to be a hideous monster who works on wall street and who doesn’t give interviews if i am telling a lie!”) that he would never, ever, ever, show his donor list to anybody, not even an ubercool flibbertijibbet, showed his donor list to the whole world, plus indiana. then the sultan of brunei started started foaming at the arm pits. then the sultan of dubai started foaming at the mouth. then the king of saudi arabia started foaming at the oil wells. then blackwater started foaming at the waterboard. then george soros started foaming at the wallet. then bill’s “wife” started unpacking her pants suits in foggy bottom. then an irredeemable son of a bitch started flogging his blog.

4. sherry “mile high” johnston, scheduled grandmother of bristol “shotgun baby” palin’s love child/caribou bait/baked-alaska-in-the-oven, was busted for possession. of you-know-what. “i’ll be blunt—it’s traditional to hand out cigars when a baby is born. okay, so, these cigars are brown on the outside, and green on the inside. like a flibberitijibbet. besides, godzillary doesn’t even have a son-in-law, let alone grandchildren. besides, who would want to knock up The Thing That Works On Wall Street, anyway? besides, it’s not like i came home with 150,000 dollars worth of new clothes.” then sarah “the human pez dispenser” palin threw her bail. “one good sperm donation deserves another.” then she threw blago’s bail. “one reagan democrat, more or less.” then she threw bail for plaxico “is that a gun going off in your pocket, or are you just obliterating the dallas sowboys’ playoff chances?” burress. then she ran out of suits to sell on ebay.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2008/12/remember_him_sherry_johnston_m.html

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obama pitches, jackson snitches, blago twitches

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the white girls are sacked out in the Pepsi Lincoln Bedroom. upstairs, a loyal housewife in bifocals and an indulgent pants suit is on the Red Phone with the “president” of iraq. “yes, we can mail back the shoes. no, my husband’s the chubby one with white hair. you can reach him at the travelodge in dubai. ask for senate candidate number 6. the password is prom dress. yes, you can use your frequent donor’s card.”

1. barack “the czar of czars. and chicago” obama appointed former Cleanup Woman (google it) carol “a hairdo you can set your watch to” browner to be his new energy secretary. then he appointed mad scientist stephen “the albert einstein of the lawrence livermore laboratories lounge ladies night” chu to be his new energy czar. then he appointed caroline “am i qualified to be a senator? am i qualified to be rich? am i qualified to have a famous last name? am i qualified to donate money to bill’s library? am i qualified to donate millions to bam-o’s campaign? am i qualified to find a date for chelsea, if she wanted one?” kennedy to be his senate czar. “i mean, david paterson appoints her. unless he doesn’t want to. in which case i’m sure one good look at bill’s donor list will help him see the light.”

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/features/us/july-dec08/senate_12-16.html

2. u.s. superduper prosecutor patrick “not to be confused with gerald fitzpatrick” fitzgerald explained that senate candidate number five, jesse “how far can an acorn fall from the tree?” jackson, jr, “is totally innocent in the blago seats-for-sale scandal. jackson junior is no knuckle-busting, velvet crowbar, wheeler-dealer chicago machine politician. he’s is a snitch. he’s been snitching for years. on a lot of people. people you may have heard of. people you’ll never hear of. but certainly no people who will be my new boss next month.” then fitz busted a South Side bookmaker for giving 20 to 1 odds on the chicago bores’ playoff chances. “it’s a sucker bet. the bores couldn’t make the playoffs if ed hochuli himself called their last two games.”

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jclordTOUrAKPT4gqF4lTowSgNDQD95426U00
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/12/14/the-real-story-behind-the-rushed-blagojevich-bust-how-the-feds-are-frustrated-by-losing-maybe-half-of-their-case/

3. The Thing That Works On Wall Street lobbied new york governor david “that’s about as funny as the italian army” paterson to appoint caroline “why would the class of the kennedy clan want to get into the bottomless cesspool of politics, anyway? oh, yeah. vanity” kennedy to fill godzillary’s empty senate seat. “i think you should give it to her. or me. i mean, to keep warm for me.” then she took the bag off her head. then nothing happened. “what are you, blind?” then she read him bill’s donor’s list. then he saw the Light.

4.american “president” george “if the shoe fits, wear it” bush spent the
afternoon in the rose garden, swapping Tuzla Sniper stories with hillary “bill was never secretary of state. he was never a senator. he was never healthcare czar. all he ever was was president. that’s all” clinton. “it was
weird. the weirdest thing that ever happened to me. i’m lucky to be alive. alive and president.” then hillary threw a shoe at him. then she threw a shoe at caroline “spitzer enbdorsed hillary. i endorsed bam-o. so i get the senate seat. see?” kennedy. then she threw a shoe at joe “did you know jesse junior was a snitch? you-know-who did” biden. then she threw a shoe at michelle “eye of sauron” obama. then michelle glared at her. then hillary glared right back. then a mini big bang was created, obliterating the tampa bay suck-o-neers’ playoff chances.
 
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/15/1714893.aspx

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obama bams blag’s bag

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the white girls are snug in their beds, dreaming of al gore’s oscar. the sultan of big macs is snug in his bed, dreaming of al gore’s nobel. a flibbertijibbet is prowling around the laundry room, looking for a “bomb iran” T-shirt to wear to the Inaugural Ball. upstairs, a woman in bifocals and a secretarial pants suit is on the Red Phone with a bailbondsman in daley city. “no, i can’t throw his bail. senate candidate number 6 would, though. hold on, i’ll wake him.”

1. illinois governor rod “it sounds the way it’s spelled. like an old drunk sneezing while he shits his pants” blagojevich, in an FBI podcast on QVC, auctioned off barack “the velvet crowbar” obama’s empty senate seat to the hightest bidder. then he was arrested on federal corruption charges by webelo scout patrick “i never met an i i didn’t dot” fitzgerald. then he told the chicago tribune (motto: “a little to the right. a little more. a little more.”) that there was “nothing but sunshine hanging over my head. sunshine, and 20 to life at leavenworth.” then he made bail by selling tickets to a jailhouse raffle. “first place gets a date with chelsea. second place, two dates.” then he sold abe lincoln’s gettysburg address to oprah for cab fare home. then he sold his haircut to sinead “britney wishes she could sing like me. sing, and repeatedly blago my own career like me” o’connor. then he sold wrigley field to m&m mars. then he sold the vienna sausage company to oscar meyer. then he sold his wife to the sultan of dubai. then he pleaded not guilty by reason of oj-scale stupidity.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/12/1712752.aspx

2. brack “when irish eyes are smiling, they’re being exonerated on an FBI phone tap” obama called for fellow democrat  rod “what’s stupider than sarah palin, catie couric, and a pinheaded baby put together? me, that’s what” blagojevich to resign as governor of illinois. then he fist-bumped failed senate candidate number 5. then he fist-bumped failed senate candidate number 4. then he fist-bumped failed senate candidate number 3. then he fist-bumped failed senate candidate number 2. then he fist-bumped oprah “anything al franken can do, i can do better” winfrey.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16481.html

3. The Thing That Works On Wall Street lobbied her mother, joe cool, senate candidates number 1 through 5, barney “i never met a man i didn’t like” frank, ted “i never met a bribe i didn’t like” stevens, joe “i never met a sarah palin blowup doll i didn’t like” lieberman, and george “ever wonder what eight years of jimmy carter would have been like?” bush to pass an auto industry bailout bill, “before the economy starts to look like this!” then she took the bag off her head. then socks blago’ed himself. then gm ceo rick “they can’t fire me. i’m close friends with senate candidate number 3” wagoner blago’ed himself. then yahoo ceo jerry “they can’t fire me. i quit” yang blago’ed himself. then goldman sachs ceo henry “they can’t fire me. i work for dubya now” paulson blago’ed himself, the u.s. “treasury,” the u.s. auto “industry,” the u.s. mortgage “industry,” and the new orleans aints’ playoff chances.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/12/news/companies/auto_future/index.htm?postversion=2008121209

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godzillary accepts!

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the puma slumber party is over. a Feminist in bifocals and a fully-vetted pants suit is reading How To Please Your Man by cate blanchett. a call comes through on the Red Phone. it’s the sultan of dubai, asking what to get her “husband” for christmas. “he likes oil wells, senate seats, and chubby white girls. no, i already got him a sarah palin blowup doll.”

 

1. dubya’s secretary of waterboarding, robert “when the going gets tough, the tough lob cruise missiles into pakistan” gates, accepted emperor facebook’s nomination to stay on at the pentagon and supervise uncle sam’s Super Slo Motion “pull out” from iraq that is in no way, shape, or form a retreat, surrender, defeat, failure, or admission of fucking up. “i know i said i couldn’t possibly imagine a scenario in which i would stay on in this thankless, pointless, humiliating job. but then barry showed me billary’s donor list, and i saw the Light!” then gates lobbed a cruise missile at moveon.org. then he lobbed a cruise missile at demented Ubernerd noam “i know even more about foreign policy than ralph nader!” chomsky. then he lobbed a cruise missile at The Thing That Works On Wall Street. “i had all my 401k money at Avenue Capital Group!”

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/01/the-early-word-national-security-roll-out/

2. dubya’s own little godzillary, secretary of state condoleeza “maybe i should have run for president” rice, who could have a boyfriend if she wanted one, arrived for a first-hand look at the gruesome carnage on wall street today. “i don’t want to jump to any conclusions myself on this, but I do think that this is a time for complete, absolute, total transparency and cooperation and that’s what we expect.” then she got on a plane to mumbai. “what we are emphasizing to the pakistani “government” is the need to follow the evidence wherever it leads. for example, it leads back to my own Glorious Leader and his insistence that Lashkar-e-Taiba be cut loose by pakistani intelligence to go hog wild, without any supervision of any kind whatsoever, all because of some bumper sticker slogan. it leads back to emperor facebook and his reckless campaign promises to “obomb pakistan back to the carter ages.” it leads back to britney spears making a new record.” then she got on a plane and started flying around the world, crossing the international date line over and over, until the calendar on her iPhone said, “january 21st.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27992675/

3. barack “when irish eyes are smiling, they’re doing more for godzillary than her own “husband” ever did” obama officially unofficially nominated hillary “four heartbeats away from the presidency. and counting” clinton to be his secretary of state. “she’s an American of tremendous stature who will have my complete confidence,” he said, without snickering, not even once. “even if dubya did fire colin powell.” then he fist-bumped robert “too legit to quit” gates. “i have no doubt that hillary clinton is the right person to lead our state department and to work with me in tackling this ambitious foreign policy agenda. just like i had no doubt that “reverend” jeremiah wright was the right person to lead my church and to work with me in tackling this domestic little political anaconda right here.” then he took a few hits in the press room. then he explained how his new cabinet represented long-promised change. “uh, look. we’re in a mess. we’re in a bunch of messes. and the people who made those messes are going to stay after school and clean them up. for a change.”

4. former “president” bill “sticky fingers” clinton reassured anxious pumas that he “will have very little to do” with decisions his “wife” makes as o’bama’s secretary of state. “just like i had very little to do with telling her that she accepted.  all i did was show her the new york times headline announcing that she had been picked. then i told her i showed my “donor list” to joe cool. i think she made the right decision, but for her it was hard. for me it was easy. she adored being in the senate, but i adore telling her what to do. so . . .” then he winked at bill “what has hillary ever done for me? what has bill ever done for me? bingo” richardson. then he winked at ted “what do hillary and i have in common? what do bill and i have in common? bingo” kennedy.” then he winked at donna “what’s bill got that hillary hasn’t got? bingo” brazile.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/12/03/bill.hillary.clinton/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/v/7SjC6nnCvXM&hl=en&fs=1

godzillary’s ears are burning!

it’s 3 am in foggy bottom. the girls are tucked safely away in Sidwell Friends School. a flibbertijibbet is rummaging through bill clinton’s donor list, looking for dropped change. upstairs, a woman in bifocals and a fully-vetted pants suit is on the Red Phone with the sultan of dubai. “no, i can’t sell you new orleans this week. but i can offer you a string of luxury hotels in mumbai for just pennies on the hindu. i mean, dollar!”

1. barack “when irish eyes are smiling, they’re ordering 13 thousand pints of saffron green tea, fat-free frogurt for the inaugural ball” obama heaped praise on former Dancing Around Journalists’ Questions With The Stars rival hillary “18 million splats agains the glass ceiling” clinton’s foreign policy credentials. “uh, look. she’s seen london. she’s seen france. she’s seen huma abedin’s underpants. but not web hubbell’s.” then he fist-bumped greg “godzillary did not sit in on any national security meetings when she was first lady. but she did sit on wal-mart’s board of directors” craig. then he fist-bumped susan “you don’t get That Kind of foreign policy experience just by being married to a commander-in-chief. you get It by being married to the lobbyist-in-chief of Dubai Ports World” rice.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/28/AR2008112802453.html

2. samantha “off the record” power has been named to supervise godzillary’s conquest of the state department. “did
i say monster? that’s chicago slang for somebody who never, ever slept
with web hubbell. not even once. let alone has a daughter who looks
nothing at all like him”. then william “when irish eyes are
smiling, they’re handing out velvet crowbars in wrigley town” daley
praised godzillary. “she’d make a tremendous addition to this mob. i
mean, administration. then david “you know what makes a pretty good
crowbar? an axle rod, that’s what” axelrod praised godzillary. “she’s
a demonstrably able, tough, brilliant, ball-busting, wig-splitting,
intern-crushing, port-selling, kazakh urianium mine-spawned monster of
the midway. lieberman uber alles!”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/31/us/politics/31donor.html?partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&pagewanted=all

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/11/29/obama-camp-talks-clinton-campaign-digs/

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/11/the-return-of-s.html

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Inside-US-poll-battle-as.3854371.jp

3. moveon.org (motto: “18 million spam emails against the glass ceiling!”), a web “site” originally dedicated to defending billary from the vast right-wing conspiracy consisting of  rust limp paw and monica lewdinsky, complained in an email about barack “when irish eyes are smiling, they’re checking out How To Succeed In The Kazakh Uranium Business Without Really Trying from bill clinton’s library” obama’s promise to keep robert “be careful what you ask for” gates on as secretary of waterboarding. “when we threw godzillary under joe cool’s bus, we expected more loyalty than this.” then they sent 18 million spam emails asking people to boycott Ben & Jerry’s & Unilever’s Ice Cream. “they milk cows. besides we just found out that they were ronald reagan’s Small Business Persons of the Year. besides, they’ve never, ever given us any money. besides, they never respond to our emails.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/19/robert-gates-obamas-defen_n_144874.html

http://www.youtube.com/v/YvO1xELHp3k&hl=en&fs=1